So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

When you find out the field you were gifted, what you were created for, you will not have to work hard and sweat it out

Diesel sucked air. "You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.""I'm not fondling you. I'm looking for the keys!""Could you look a little more gently? You're scaring my boys.

My night shall be remembered for a starThat outshone all the suns of all men's days

Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless.

Watch waterfalls of pity roar, you feel to moan but unlike before, you discover that you'd just be one more person crying.

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I distinctly recall believing that virtually all adults were clueless goobers.

I write in a slangy colloquial speech that has not been common in the Israeli tradition of writing, and that is one of the things that gets lost a little in translation.

The present age ... prefers the sign to the thing signified, the copy to the original, fancy to reality, the appearance to the essence ... for in these days illusion only is sacred, truth profane.

There is often a good deal of the child left in people who have had to grow up too soon.

O, swear not by the moon, the fickle moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circle orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable