I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

The world is fast changing and until you learn to adapt and adjust to stand out from the masses, you will fade into oblivion

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

I am in the prime of senility.

The law of humanity ought to be composed of the past, the present, and the future, that we bear within us; whoever possesses but one of these terms, has but a fragment of the law of the moral world.

Women were complicated creatures. Any man who thought he had one figured out simply wasn't paying attention.

I'm a Giants fan through and through. I am crazy about Eli Manning. I'm all about the Giants.

The challenges we've had personally and globally have been the catalysts needed to let go of old ways of being that aren't the vibration of love.

Why should I not sit, every morning of my life, on the hillside, looking into the shining world?

The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him.