She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

If we resist our passions, it is more due to their weakness than our strength.

Language cannot describe the scene that followed; the shouts, oaths, frantic gestures, taunts, replies, and little fights; and therefore I shall not attempt it.

Every girl needs a shoe that goes with nothing and therefore goes with everything.

I'm not sure I'm a very good source of advice since we're kind of making this up as we go along.

Music is so visual now.

All you need is a double barrel

The human mind is a curious thing. It can take just so much and no more.

I'm such a technophobe.

I hate wearing anything tight. A corset is my idea of torture.

I was a rebellious kid, always getting into trouble.