Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The aesthetic and the agonistic are one, according to the ancient Greeks.

When it comes to doing something about what is wrong in the world, Jesus is best known for his fondness for the minute, the invisible, the quiet, the slow – yeast, salt, seeds, light. And manure.

Being an artist is more of a mindset, a way of seeing things; it is no longer so much about producing something.

Creativity is the production of meaning by synthesis.

For me drawing is an attempt to understand what I feel about the world I live in.

In many ways, when you're a Nobel peace laureate, you have an obligation to humankind, to society.

You can't have creativity unless you leave behind the bounded, the fixed, all the rules

Hurts of childhood live on; in one form or other they are there to the end.

Who are we to say what's right for civilizations that were already thousands of years old when our own nation came into being?

A strong man and a waterfall always channel their own path.