Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

My grandfather always said, Don't watch your money, watch your health. So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Blacks can get into medical school with a lower grade ... If that's true, a Jew should be able to play basketball with a lower net.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.

America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.

When you want something, he entire universe conspires to help you achieve it.

True hope has no room for delusion.

I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

It's not the will to win that matters-everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters.

People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit.

No precautions, and no precautionary principle, can avoid problems that we do not yet foresee. We need a stance of problem-fixing, not just problem-avoidance.

I wasn't trying to do a play or do what Kevin Spacey did. I was trying to do my own thing with it.

Americans are much more open than people in Britain.

I grew up in the Bronx. The Bronx teaches you to survive. It's like, 'Bring it on!'