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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.


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On the murder of New York deli owner Abe Lebewohl: It's almost like wiping out Carnegie Hall. A sandwich to a Jew is just as important as a country to a Gentile.



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My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.



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America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress.



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