Religion is just mind control.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Your breaking point will be a bloody refuge, not a clean slate.

Most people carry their demons around with them, buried down deep inside. Writers wrestle their demons to the surface, fling them onto the page, then call them characters.

Don't be a creation of circumstances, create your dreams, take full control of your destiny.

You need a certain amount of nerve to be a writer.

Why?' - Nasuada 'You know why' - Murtagh

The operation of the Church is entirely set up for the sinner; which creates much misunderstanding among the smug.” (August 9, 1955)

A noble purpose inspires sacrifice, stimulates innovation and encourages perseverance.

Humor is serious work. But it keeps everybody at the table.

I've always been at war with the guitar. All vocalists are fighting a war with the electric rhythm guitar.

Esteem all things that are good.