Questions are like the knocks of beggarmen, and should not be minded.

What you think is the point is not the point at all but only the beginning of the sharpness.

A wise old owl once lived in a wood, the more he heard the less he said, the less he said the more he heard, let's emulate that wise old bird.

The first beginnings of wisdom...is to ask questions but never to answer any.

When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night, A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads.

When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

Rome wasn't built in A.D.

Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.

Another day gone and no jokes.

Descartes spent far too much time in bed subject to the persistent hallucination that he was thinking. You are not free from a similar disorder.

If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.

Fear and self-doubt are the deadly enemies of creativity. Don’t invite either into your mind.

Too often when conscience tries to speak the line seems to be busy.

People seem to think if they dress like a revolutionary they don't actually have to behave like one.

We cannot allow the American flag to be shot at anywhere on earth if we are to retain our respect and prestige

Fate has a strange way of making plans.

More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton.

'The chef on duty will constantly point out the time, name the next project, and finish with 'push!' The entire team then calls it back. It is a simple one, but it gives me goosebumps every time.

A people averse to the institution of private property is without the first elements of freedom

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.