Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Without hope we fail to exist.

For your love I have uprooted all my desires, I am no more demanding...

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & REJUVENATE!

No one can take your joy away from you, unless you willingly give it to them through repeated negative interpretations of your experiences.

What you believe might be wrong

I could have lied. I could have fought. But desperate times call for desperate measures, so I took a chance and called upon a Gallagher Girl's weapon of last resort. I flirted

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

There's no one thing you can do to have success, but if you have a plan and you keep doing things, you'll eventually build to a success.

Writing doesn't leave much time for hobbies, unless you consider that I began writing as a hobby and have made the hobby into a profession.