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You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Mind is not your brain, but mind is subtle clothing that is spread over your entire physical body and doesn’t limit itself only with the physical part of the brain.

This is not just "our" world.

In prosperity friends do not leave you unless desired whereas in adversity they stay away of their own accord.

Temples also take into consideration an ability to pay and, in a general sense, do not turn people away if there's a need,.

Poetry cannot be explained, it must be lived.

My mother enjoyed few things more than investing in the underdogs and showing them that they were special and could achieve their dreams.

There are, while human miseries abound, A thousand ways to waste superfluous wealth, Without one fool or flatterer at your board, Without one hour of sickness or disgust.

Perfect Night has that magic and it has the raw energy that grabs you by the throat.

True wisdom lies in one's confession about the limits of one's knowledge.

And I was in another band called Flash In The Pan, which was soca, Latin music, down in Laguna Beach.