People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

Life throws challenges and every challenge comes with rainbows and lights to conquer it.

I suppose, like most young people nowadays, boredom is what you dread most in the world, and yet, I can assure you, there are worse things.

We can take full comfort in realizing the continuing strength of our nation. America's lands remain radiantly rich with diversity, and freedom still reigns.

The three great apostles of practical atheism, that make converts without persecuting, and retain them without preaching, are wealth, health and power.

Well, let me tell you, ants are the dominant insects. They make up as much as a quarter of the biomass of all insects in the world. They are the principal predators. They're the cemetery workers.

Ninety percent of our managers started in the hourly ranks or started in the lower ranks.

My thing is, I like playing guys who have a really interesting internal monologue.

It was so kind of you to mention that I don't wear stays. What's the point? If you squeeze it in at one point, it only comes out at the other.

Transcendental Meditation gives me an island of calm in the midst of so much turbulence.

I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be drinking it.