It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

Maybe he's up to something, maybe he'ś not really crazy after all. Perhaps he just got fed up acting normal and decided to act crazy instead, and they locked him up because he went too far.

It is not in the pursuit of happiness that we find fulfillment, it is in the happiness of pursuit.

I have Algerian, Turkish, Swedish, Spanish blood: I feel like a citizen of the world. Life and cinema don't have borders.

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

We're uncomfortable about considering history as a science. It's classified as a social science, which is considered not quite scientific.

I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.

From the moment you decide to go somewhere, until the time you return, there are about 47 different points of abuse that are awaiting you.

I remember everyone asking, 'What did you do to get so thin? You looked great.' I looked emaciated.

The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy.

With a great moral issue involved, neutrality does not serve righteousness; for to be neutral between right and wrong is to serve wrong.