Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Women; can't live with em, can't kill em

Any time your head explodes, that's not a good situation.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America.

It's pretty lonely and sad to be single. Every night was the same for me, I'd go home and curl up in bed with my favorite book. Well, actually it was a magazine.

The relationship of the toastmaster to the speaker should be the same as that of the fan to the fan dancer. It should call attention to the subject without making any particular effort to cover it.

Body odour (known also as scent of the immortals) is a disgusting condition with an awful, nauseating smell.

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.

I get a chance to observe the moon now, I still see those same images I saw when I was six, and it pleases me to know that that part of my childhood is still embedded in me.

Saints preserve us,' Dr. Kellen said, and squeezed Galen's shoulder. 'What have we done to our youth?

Death is as casual and often as unexpected as birth. It is as difficult to define grief as joy. Each is finite. Each will fade.

The music business is not a good place for people who don't know things.

How many Christians live for appearances? Their life seems like a soap bubble. The soap bubble is beautiful, with all its colours! But it lasts only a second, and then what?

This is a good day to die. Follow me!

This life is only the anteroom of a greater reality to come.