Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.

Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

If the immediate and direct purpose of our life is not suffering then our existence is the most ill-adapted to its purpose in the world.

Each of us bears his own Hell.

Sometimes the best vacation is simply closing your eyes for several minutes and recalling wonderful memories.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.

sometimes I hate you," she said.

There are a lot of new artists that I really dig and I think they really understand what R&B and Soul music is about.

Once you break the social norm and create a new social norm, all of a sudden it can stay with us for a long time.

I have written a great many stories and I still don't know how to go about it except to write it and take my chances.

Can you see the hand of God in your own life?