Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless

Does Uncle Bob have anything?""I heard he has an STD.""I mean on the women.""Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

A life is a terrible thing to waste. Reach your potential. Thrive.

Any stressful thought that you have about the planet, for example, shows you where you are stuck, where your energy is being exhausted in not fully meeting life as it is, without conditions.

Beware, for as you sleep, the exhausted man will be first to reach the peak.

The fact was I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. I also wanted to grow old enough to understand that sentence.

One of the great pluses of being an immigrant is you get to start again in terms of your identity. You get to shed the narratives which cling to you.

Whenever Canada moves to protect its own industries and people, it is subjected to violent attacks in the U.S. Congress and to threats of economic retaliation.

Making our goal anything other than peace is emotionally self-destructive.

Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit.

My alter ego does not look in too great a mood today.

I'm self-made. I always wanted to make myself a better person, because I was not educated. But that was my dream - to have class.