One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

You’re only as happy as your least happy child, ’ is the best description of motherhood I have ever read.

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman.

In the darkest of times, laughter helps revolutionize our perspective.

It is quite interesting to discover who we really are. It might take some time, but eventually we do.

Would we prefer to be lifting it? Of course we would. You can't look back, we have to look forward and say what are we going to do get it back next year.

I got back to my hometown, and everyone is like, "I wish I could retire at 39." So they put it in perspective.

There's just something that is kind of magical that happens when we sing live.

I dislike math, yet I respect and appreciate the fact that math is the language of the universe.

Escapism and wonder is influence. It makes you feel good, and that allows you to do things. You just keep on moving ahead, and you say, 'God, is this wonderful - do I appreciate it.'

Today, candor compels us to admit that our vaunted two-party system is a snare and a delusion, a fraud upon the nation. Our two parties have become nothing but two wings of the same bird of prey.