On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

The only thing you have totalcontrol over is who you choose to be.Be the best you can be.

Leadership to me means duty, honor, country. It means character, and it means listening from time to time.

The use of lines of code metrics for productivity and quality studies [is] to be regarded as professional malpractice starting in 1995.

Falling in love was simple; one had only to yield. Digesting another person, however, and sustaining love, was bloody work, and not a soft job.

Unextinguished laughter shakes the skies.

There is nothing worse for me than sitting in traffic. That's what killed me in L.A.

I believed that I could go to the Super Bowl and win multiple Super Bowls and do all of those things. I believe in that every day.

Sometimes I wish I could have been a bit more relaxed, but then I wouldn't have been the same player.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn't think anyone would notice, but I persevered because - like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle - it was a labour of love.