[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Success is directly proportional to the degree of realization of the purpose.

Make prayer a top priority rather than a last resort.

I'm a Blackmoore, Felicity. I get what I want.

Only the exceptional paths bring exceptional glories!

Being a day player, period, is one of the hardest things you can do as an actor.

I think people want to feel stuff right now.

Your mind and a computer have one thing in common: neither of them know the difference between the truth... and what you tell it.

Do not fear or misunderstand when the Government say they are looking to our defences. I give you my word that there will be no great armaments.

Beached under the spumy blooms, we lie Sea-sick and fever-dry.

I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.