Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.

Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip.

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate.

The story of a mother's life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to myself, Mom insisted my drawings were the start of a comic strip for millions of people to enjoy.

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens.

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

I should like to write about what happens when fictive people encounter and are embellished by real people.

There are many types of marriage relationships and all of them can work, but none is sadder than the one that doesn't represent peace in your heart.

Sturm und Drang?”“Ah…I see that I’ll have to introduce you to the finer points of German literature. It means passionate turmoil—literally translated, ‘storm and stress.’

During the war, I promised the dead I would never forget them. I stared at them, barely able to move myself. Pretended I was one of them. To this day I can recall the light in the ruins.

The fundamental Law of The Universe states that all human beings are fundamentally the same and therefore have an equal right to live in equality.

All I've ever wanted is to be normal.

Often, very often, we are punished as much by our sins as we are for them.

Well, I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I've been seeing this really sweet guy for the past few weeks.

I've done some pretty bad things in my life.

I don't design clothes for the Queen, but for the people who wave at her as she goes by.