Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Endless faith, Infinite hope.

Words are like arrows, Arianne. Once loosed, you cannot call them back.

He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.

I want everybody to be happy because, if you're happy, you are more open to other people. Don't let misery bring you down.

You have to taste the sour urine before you break the jug.

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine.

Love means tearing down the separateness and the boundaries between your heart feelings and another person.

I am a phoenix who runs after arsonists.

We need the expressive arts, the ancient scribes, the storytellers, the priests.

The world values power, comfort, success, and recognition. Jesus frees us to value grief, sacrifice, weakness, and exclusion.