No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not, the Supreme Court follows the election returns.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Moments fly and if you don’t fly with the moments, you remain on the ground apart from the moments while the moments are flying!

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Every day is a gift with a child, no matter what problems you have.

The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.

In the area of social righteousness we cannot be right on the inside and not do it. We cannot! Of course we have people who pretend that they can, but it simply isn't true.

Japan can't get anything on the market very cheaply because it has a large, relatively highly paid workforce which you can't fire.

The transition from the defensive to the offensive is one of the most delicate operations in war.

I'm at peace with myself because what I talk about is the way I live.

What really surprised me was that more than half of all deaths by gunshot are suicides, more than 20,000 a year, about 58 a day.

I had never met Woody Allen before Melinda and Melinda. My agent knew the producer of the movie and he suggested that we would work well together and then we did. We had a great time on that film.