Named Harris, " Bill said. "Ever know him, Mike? He was in the war, too.""Fortunate fellow, " Mike said. "What times we had. How I wish those dear days were back.

Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters.

you can't get away from yourself by moving from one place to another.

wonder what day god created the egg' 'how should we know? we should not question. our stay on earth is not for long. let us rejoice and believe and give thanks'. 'eat a egg

You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.

Never fall in love?""Always, " said the count. "I am always in love.

This is a good place, " he said."There's a lot of liquor, " I agreed.

Here's the beautiful lady with the beer.

You wouldn't believe it. It's like a wonderful nightmare.""Sure, " I said. "I'd believe anything. Including nightmares." "What's the matter? Feel low?""Low as hell.

Let us not doubt, brother. Let us not pry into the holy mysteries of the hen-coop with simian fingers.

No. Have it here where it is quiet." "You and your quiet", said Brett. "What is it men feel about quiet?" "We like it, " said the count. Like you like your noise, my dear.

I've never known a musician who regretted being one. Whatever deceptions life may have in store for you, music itself is not going to let you down.

Work as if everything depended upon work and pray as if everything depended upon prayer.

It's not the content, but the form of thought that counts.

Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.

We have to put a stop to the idea that it is a part of everybody's civil rights to say whatever he pleases.

We can do what we wish, but we can only wish what we must.

When it comes to diversity, women are still underrepresented in so many different places, but one place we're not underrepresented is we hold a majority of the household income, and we control that.

No matter what job you do, we all have a much different life than our parents had. My parents' generation had one job and then they retired. Now, people have many different jobs.

The earth is rocking, the skies are riven-- Jove in a passion, in god-like fashion, Is breaking the crystal urns of heaven.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.