My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

The origin and the operation of the universe do not require any violations of the laws of physics.

Ease happens when you have the feeling of what you want inside of you.

We believe, first and foremost, what makes us feel that we are fine fellows.

You do your best [ on auditions] and sometimes you win 'em over and sometimes you don't.

Your enemies are people too, and maybe they don't have to be enemies if they're that much like you.

I prefer the wisdom of the uneducated to the folly of the loquacious.

Moments of compassion are the most holy moments of life.

There must not be a canon of orthodoxy where art is judged and measured. The culture cannot move forward with our heads turned backwards.

If you don't live in your strengths, you'll die in your weaknesses. Do first and most what you're good at, and bring others along who are good at your weaknesses.

People tracking your life and photographing you anywhere you go, that can make you crazy.