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Garry Shandling Quotes: My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
         

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.


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Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.



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I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."



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They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.



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Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.



I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.



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I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.



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I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.



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I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.





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I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that.



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Whatever natural right men may have to freedom and independency, it is manifest that some men have a natural ascendency over others.



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