Funny Friend Quotes

Funny Friend Quote of the day

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

I don't like half the folks I love.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.

If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them

Why would anybody want a friend?

Life is so much friendlier with two.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.