My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

What you're supposed to do when you don't like a thing is change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it. Don't complain.

Education was central to reporting.

I think writing would have happened to me anyway, somehow. Differently, but it still would have happened.

To endow animals with human emotions has long been a scientific taboo. But if we do not, we risk missing something fundamental, about both animals and us.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

Affaires meant 'business.' How like the French to kill two birds with one stone.

Half a page--and the morning is already ancient.

In fighting for women, we fight for humanity. We fight for the future - for everyone.

The Puritan's idea of hell is a place where everybody has to mind his own business.

If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty, you have no brain.