Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

Many are called but few get up.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. 'We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,' I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

What's your avocado?

God is a mean-spirited, pugnacious bully bent on revenge against His children for failing to live up to his impossible standards.

I wanted to acknowledge that life goes on but that death goes on, too. A person who is dead is a long, long story.

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back.

Real strength has to do with helping others.

Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling.

Leftist organizations are aggressively attempting to redefine America in their own Godless image.

Every relationship is a gift exchange.

And where are you going to get these angels who are going to run society for us?

Imagination is the spark that ignites the fire of creativity.