If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

Many are called but few get up.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. 'We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,' I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

But when perfections comes, the imperfect disappears1st Corinthians

Evolution is not humane, but we could be.

relationships would be without fault if we would just do what we would want our spouse to do in every situation.

All beauty is a making one of opposites, and the making one of opposites is what we are going after in ourselves.

The pride of life hath corrupted the judgment of others, and perverted them in the way of religion.

There's always challenges to everything.

You were disgusted with the women who were always speaking and looking, and thinking for your approbation alone. I roused, and interested you, because I was so unlike them.

I've done a lot of pilots. A lot of shows. You're young and you do a job just because you know someone gave you a job.

Heaven is a state of mind, not a location.

The informing idea of what you want to say and do, that's what will take you from film school to professional - the idea. That's what is original to you.