Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

Many are called but few get up.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

I heard a bird sing In the dark of December A magical thing And sweet to remember. 'We are nearer to Spring Than we were in September,' I heard a bird sing In the dark of December.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

Was I a secret not worth sharingOrWas I a fact not worth telling?

Great minds have purposes others have wishes.

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed we possessed.

If I have one vice and I can call it nothing else it is not able to say 'no'.

I'm not running for state Senate because I wanted to become a politician. I'm running because I wanted to serve.

We have the freedom to choose between brand A, brand B, and brand C. That´s about it for freedom.

A new and speculative idea, which although it may seem trivial and almost laughable, is nonetheless of great value in quickening the spirit of invention.

To see myself in everybody, and everybody in myself, most certainly is love.

When we feel how God was in our sorrows, we shall trust the more blessedly that He will be in our deaths.