Alimony Quotes
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much
If a woman is really injured by her marriage, she should sue under the employer liability act. She should claim damages--not alimony.
The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most despicable forms of barter that can exchange human hands.
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how to get an alimony settlement better than they got last week.
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.
King Henry VIII, who said to his lawyer, Forget the alimony, I've got a better idea. Never got a dinner!
I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing.
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands.
Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
California has legislatively barred alimony payments to a dependent spouse who has attempted to murder the supporting spouse. Cal. Fam. Code § 4324.
