Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

exercise will never be my lover. Or even my friend. For me, a workout is more like an annoying coworker I have to see a few times a week.

Christ not only died for all: He died for each.

If temperance prevails, then education can prevail; if temperance fails, then education must fail.

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

I analyzed you, though you did not adore me.

No chemical carcinogen is nearly so important in causing human cancer as animal protein.

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.

Once in a while, there's stuff that makes me say, That's what theatre's about. It has to be a human event on the stage, and that doesn't happen very often.

It is more difficult to look upon victory than upon battle.