I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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