Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

You learn something every day, unless you're careful.

Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

Enthusiastic work is daring spirit.

When working out, length is not a substitute for intensity.

It means a lot. It means I'm accountable.

Impressive claims are made far more impressive by making them exact

Creativity consists in maintaining a key aspect of the experience of childhood throughout one's life: the capacity to create and recreate the world. Creativity is the omnipotence of the child's mind.

Criticism does not make you smarter or better than the one you are criticizing. In fact, the stuff you are critical of in others is the same stuff you don't like about yourself.

Utiliza el nombre correcto para las cosas. El miedo a un nombre aumenta el miedo a la cosa que se nombra.

I had my own battle tactics.

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

We need to be creative with young people. If they have no opportunities, they will get into drugs and be vulnerable to suicide.