Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude.

Social media is the most disruptive form of communication humankind has seen since the last disruptive form of communications, email.

People aren't defined by their relationship. The whole point is being true to yourself and not losing yourself in relationships, whether romances or friendships.

There are a lot of people who think that's what's needed to be successful is always being right, always being careful, always picking the right path.

Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes.

Friends, there is nothing like your own family to make you appreciate strangers!

Personally, I like the social novel. I like writing that gets in and under the hood and looks about - at what's going on. But I don't say to any writer that that's absolutely what they should do.

Love is very beautiful, but very, very sad.

Men don't get knocked out, or I mean they can fight back against big things. What kills them is erosion; they get nudged into failure. They get slowly scared.[...]It's slow. It rots out your guts.

The media have such a strong hand in deciding what people's perceptions are. They decide what the agenda is going to be, what the issues are.