Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Creativity has many dimensions, with multi-faceted truth and myth and manifold knowledge.

Men love pleasure. but women desire purposeful commitment.

The shot was so precise that the bullet went out his forehead and shattered a whisky bottle against the wall behind the counter.

Don't give up the ship!

In the U.S. and Canada, 50% of the young leadership of all the organizations like AIPAC and Hillel are Birthright alumni.

The love of God has been described as the highest, noblest, strongest kind of love and the most joyous to the soul.

You have to be who you truly are, and love who you are, to be beautiful.

When I was younger, I was always taught not to make excuses.

I hope that schools have changed since I was a little girl. My memory of the teaching of the public schools is that it showed the brutal incomprehension of children.

I am a tariff man, standing on a tariff platform.