Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and intellect are components of religious belief.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

A cliche is everything you've ever heard of.

You can bomb the world to pieces, but you can't bomb it into peace. Power to the peaceful.

A popular myth is that learning is largely a matter of motivation. Increasingly, the key to effective learning in the information era is how you think, not how you feel.

Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring.

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place.

We are narrative creatures, and we need narrative nourishment-nar rative catechisms.

Bob Glaudini, the writer, he's a wonderfully talented man and all his plays and his screenplays, they all have sense of something bigger, even though you're looking at something very simple.

Of course, Annabeth wouldn't be able to breathe, but at the moment, that seemed like a minor problem.

A prolonged and massive increase in aggregate wealth per capita has taken place over several centuries.