I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and intellect are components of religious belief.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses.

I think everything has to come from something that you feel comfortable with and want to be in and sometimes we try to negotiate that limit, but it's not always easy to find the right balance.

In 'real life' everything is diluted; in the novel everything is condensed.

Perseverance is demonstrated by those who keep going when the going gets tough, who don’t give up even when others say, It can’t be done.

If you want to have more, you have to become more.

I will accept comments and criticism about change.

I don't know what people find or like in me, I'm hopelessly commonplace!... Current appreciation of my work is a bit highbrow, I've always considered myself a popular artist.

I never like to go out of character when filming starts. I fear that if I do, I might not be able to pick it up again.

Some of us just have to work harder to stay in the game.

It would have been very easy for me to put on a little tight skirt and go out and try what I always call the Barbie doll roles.