It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and intellect are components of religious belief.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

There are some things one remembers even though they may never have happened.

I haven't seen one guy beat five people yet. It needs to be done collectively.

Matter feels, converses, suffers, desires, yearns and remembers.

Imbalance or abnormity is never so dangerous as when it is widely perceived or accepted as being normal. The worst thing you can do is not to try.

You draw the character from all angles - side, profile, back, etc. so the animator has this character in all the ways it looks like.

CLAIRE:your washing right? shane:i'll pay you for it. claire:what? shane:best high score wins claire:no bet 'wash, dish boy

Nothing makes us more vulnerable than loneliness except greed.

Sir Alex Ferguson ceases to amaze me as a manager

We don't make movies to make money, we make money to make more movies.

The caterpillars of the commonwealth, Which I have sworn to weed and pluck away.