Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Take the back roads instead of the highways.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

That's what life is all about: remembering someone and smiling!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

I think Elvis would be alive today, probably, if he had been allowed to mix and mingle with his fans. I think it was a great cross for him to bear that he couldn't get out and be with his fans.

Be compassionate ... and take responsibility for each other. If we only learned those lessons, this world would be a better place.

Can I be forgiven for all I've done to get here?I want to be.I can.I believe it.

I'm going to take the kids away over Christmas but I don't, I've written 14 musicals now, I don't want to rush into doing something just for the sake of doing it. I want to do it when I find a story.

If I'm experiencing a different thing every day and seeing a new environment every day, it can create a different mood or different feeling.

Stop whining. You're not a victim. You're a victor.

My life is brillant, My love is pure.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

In some cities they tear down buildings to save taxes. They might try tearing down some taxes to save buildings.

Yes, I know that you feel you are not strong enough. That's what the enemy thinks, too. But we're gonna fool them.

Almost every continent in the world, including our own, has refugees. But how often when we hear the word do we pause to remind ourselves what being a refugee means?