Take the back roads instead of the highways.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work.

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

That's what life is all about: remembering someone and smiling!

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone.

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

I think Elvis would be alive today, probably, if he had been allowed to mix and mingle with his fans. I think it was a great cross for him to bear that he couldn't get out and be with his fans.

Have peoples FUNDAMENTAL rights been compromised ?Answers please.

I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be an exclusively human concern without any superhuman authority behind it.

Better bend than break.

Apology - a desperate habit and one that is rarely cured.

Upper education used to open doors. Not so true anymore. The degree used to be a screening tool, but that is falling by the wayside as there are a glut of college grads on the market.

Like most-maybe all- writers, I learned to write by writing and, by example, by reading books.

No one can escape death and unhappiness. If people expect only happiness in life, they will be disappointed.

I'm not going to give up doing interesting things. I'm going to do it as long as I possibly can and hopefully have longevity in this business.

This notion [skepticism] is more clearly understood by asking "What do I know?"

Self-reform automatically brings about social reform.