Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The only thing necessary in this world is love. Everything else is secondary.

Be not hot in prayer and cold in praise.

I love all people, whatever race they are.

Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to.

We don't consider black, urban films as 'indies,' though many of them are shot for under $10 million which is kind of the definition of an indie.

I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.

I was never a kind of superhero fan much growing up, I'm not a kind of comic book kid.

My feeling about school was that it interfered with my reading.

We must rapidly wean ourselves off our dependence on coal and fossil fuels.

The cost of stability is often diminished opportunities for growth.