Look out sinners because if you do not go to confession, confession will come to you. The Catholic Church in northern England has launched a mobile confession unit called the Mercy Bus.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports.

Liberty is my religion and Humans are my God.

A true friend knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you forget the words

Everything is energy.

Do what you love, and you'll always love what you do

I don't know anything about cars. A business is a business, and I think I can learn about cars. I'm not that old, and I think the business principles are the same.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers.

I didn't really understand racism because I grew up in an all-black society, so I didn't see how it was possible not to like me!

Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying

You're obstinate, pliant, merry, morose, all at once. For me there's no living with you, or without you.