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Peter Sagal Quotes: "If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats."

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses."

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.




Peter Sagal Quotes: "If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago."

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating."

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.




Peter Sagal Quotes: "Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models."

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp."

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you."

I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.




Peter Sagal Quotes: "Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face."

Sometimes you just have to get out there and just help somebody face to face.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble."

An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "We amateur athletes are peculiarly devoted to our fitness, and our obsessions can sometimes be a burden to our loved ones and a mystery to everyone else."

We amateur athletes are peculiarly devoted to our fitness, and our obsessions can sometimes be a burden to our loved ones and a mystery to everyone else.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan."

After Luis Suarez of Uruguay bit an Italian opponent in the shoulder, two things happened. Suarez was thrown out of the rest of the tournament, and the player he bit turned Uruguayan.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching it."

We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching it.




Peter Sagal Quotes: "There's a common saying that everybody deep at heart loves their mother, except sometimes we decide our actual mothers don't measure up. And so we look for a replacement."

There's a common saying that everybody deep at heart loves their mother, except sometimes we decide our actual mothers don't measure up. And so we look for a replacement.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "If you are using search data to decide what's fashionable, you are not fashionable."

If you are using search data to decide what's fashionable, you are not fashionable.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "Look out sinners because if you do not go to confession, confession will come to you. The Catholic Church in northern England has launched a mobile confession unit called the Mercy Bus."

Look out sinners because if you do not go to confession, confession will come to you. The Catholic Church in northern England has launched a mobile confession unit called the Mercy Bus.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that."

Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking."

In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5 days later. We also churned our own butter and used our phones for talking.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame."

Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports."

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports.



Peter Sagal Quotes: "Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires..."

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...