I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports.

Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame.

Life's exciting seas cannot be sailed unless you're ready to leave the port behind.

Anyone who remains silent in the face of murder is an accomplice to murder. Anyone who does not condemn approves.

The military do so love shiny new technology, there's always so many ways to abuse it.

The best way to find inner peace is the practice in forbearance.

Virtue is like a rich stone best plain set.

Much of the social history of the Western world, over the past three decades, has been a history of replacing what worked with what sounded good.

From his proceedings in Congress, he appears demented, and his actings and doings inspire my pity more than anger.

He who multiplies riches multiplies cares.

We took a straight course up the great snow ridge.

I am ready to die out of nature, and be born again into this new yet unapproachable America I have found in the West.