We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

NASA scientists announced the discovery of 50 new planets, among them what they're calling Super Earth. It's indistinguishable from regular earth until it removes its glasses.

If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.

Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.

I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.

Buddhism - Tibetan Buddhism - teaches us many things, peace comes from within, we must be free ourselves from earthly desires...

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The Olympic charter also says sports must be sports.

Women are using makeup to make their eyes look puffy, their noses look red, and instead of going to the gym, they start their day with a brisk walk of shame.

Dream large and make yaour dreams defy the laws of gravity. Soar high and show your inner strength

Be sure that Satan will tempt you at your weak point, not the strong.

The first purpose of prayer is to know God.

You cannot do everything at once, so find people you trust to help you. And don't be afraid to say no.

Knowledge is to be acquired only by a corresponding experience. How can we know what we are told merely? Each man can interpret another's experience only by his own.

I am a believer, but I affirm that in public buildings the law of the Republic overrides religious rules.

I do not like it when other people dress up. I like everyone to be THEMSELVES.

The most important thing in terms of your circle of competence is not how large the area of it is, but how well you've defined the perimeter.

Turkeys, quails, and small birds, are here to be seen; but birds are not numerous in desart forests; they draw near to the habitations of men, as I have constantly observed in all my travels.

Those willing to die will live, and those willing to live will die.