Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

I'm not afraid of a party!

Reading is my favourite occupation, when I have leisure for it and books to read.

Beauty has a persuasive power all its own.

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee.

All good research-whether for science or for a book-is a form of obsession.

It's a good thing most people bleed on the inside or this would be a gory, blood-smeared earth.

What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.

The thirst for equality can express itself either as a desire to draw everyone down to one's level, or to raise oneself and everyone else up.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Do you know, every time I've seen you you've been like the Grim Reaper of goodwill and cheer. You should find another profession.

I keep fit by running after my three boys all day.