Listen before you draw your battle lines, lest you alienate your allies.

And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust.

I'll wait for you under the bluebells. I'll be there always.

Actually, I am kind of busy right now,” I drawled as I settled back into the chair and closed my eyes. “You have to make melanin while the sun shines.

I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4

Breaking rules isn't bad when what you're doing is more important than the rule itself

I’ve got your back. Nothing alive will ever hurt you if I have breath in me. And nothing dead will hurt you if I don’t.” (Kisten)

Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.

Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.

Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.

Sure, it was nice now, but eventually there would be running and screaming and blood on the floor.

The language for attaining Liberation [moksha] is beyond duality. The language for worldly life is with duality.

The way to preserve the peace of the church is to preserve its purity.

You do the right thing even if it makes you feel bad. The purpose of life is not to be happy but to be worthy of happiness.

I do not believe there is a long-term future for the privately rented sector in its present form.

Not honesty alone, but the punctilio of an honor the most sensitive, is then the standard of behavior.

I put down these memorandums of my affections in honor of tenderness, in honor of all of those who have been conscripted into the brotherhood of loss.

I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

Every single day that you walk outside your house is something new and different and exciting.

I think God is the most fantastic designer.