It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

Some of my best friends are women, ' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

A pair of jeans makes you feel good.A pair of Levis make you feel special!

There is a whisper of light, if you can hear Louder than sound of darknessyou never fear

An organism at war with itself is doomed.

I've got this thing with skating and school - to see how much I can accomplish.

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.

Start [the movie] in color. Color is always attributed as fun, and black and white is very sad.

Nobody is really qualified to be the president. Basically it's an acting job. You have to act like you're the president. And every four years the country holds a big casting call.

No teaching could be more direct than just to sit down.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

It not knowing what to do, it's doing what you know.