Kyril Bonfiglioli Quotes

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

Some of my best friends are women, ' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.