Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

Your mind is the biggest uninvented gold mine. Dig it

If you love something, set it free.

Fear is danger to your body, but disgust is danger to your soul.

How much more money do we have to waste, how many more families have to be destroyed, how many more people have to be killed before you summon the courage to tell the truth to the American people?

One can be a full-fledged Christian and at the same time, enjoy the reality of a universal spiritual truth.

Religion is rather the attempt to express the complete reality of goodness through every aspect of our being.

Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.

What is the environmental platform of the Republican party? I don't know either.

The more people train their counsciousness, the more sensitivie they are to it. It's like you had your own voice coming to you.